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  Rory wrote it down. "Good idea," she said. "God knows when we'll get any science done around here. You straight newspeople are going to be bad enough."

  "We try," Washington said. "But wait until you meet the science editor from Dayshot. He's also the astrology columnist."

  "Maybe we better put the secretary down by the elevator," Pepe said. "The front door. Maybe with a couple of fullbacks."

  Washington checked her watch. "I better get down to the station. See what local talent can cover; how many people I'll have to bring in. Try to bring in."

  She squeezed past Norman, coming through the door. He put the white box with the spinach pie in the cooler under the coffee machine. "Buenos, Pepe. Program looked good, hon."

  Rory looked momentarily confused. "Oh, the early one. We just did another."

  "I don't know about that million megatons," Pepe said. "That'll be on every front page in the world tomorrow morning."

  "What million megatons?" Norman said.

  Rory gestured at the wall. "I asked it how much kinetic energy the thing had."

  "If it were to hit us without slowing down," Pepe said.

  "Save Germany and France some trouble." He tossed the folded-up newspaper sections onto the table by the coffee machine. "Comics and world."

  "From the sublime to the ridiculous," Pepe said.

  The phone chimed and Rory picked it up. "Buenos … why, Mr. Mayor. Such an honor."

  Mayor Southeby

  "Mr. Mayor, right." Cameron Southeby lived across the street from Rory and Norman; they'd been neighbors for nine years. "So what can I do to help you? What can you do to help me?"

  Rory told him that the situation wasn't clear yet; there might be a lot of reporters—if she could figure out some way to send them over, she would.

  "Do that. We eat 'em alive." He swiveled around and looked out the glass wall over the city, two hundred feet below. "City of Trees" was becoming an embarrassment. "City of High-Rise Parking Lots" wouldn't help real-estate values, though. "Seriously … keep me in mind, Rory. You know our university liaison, June Clearwater?" She didn't, but read him off the Public Information name that Washington had given her.

  Pricci the Prick, Southeby thought, remembering his grandstanding over a little assembly permit. "I'll get them in touch with each other," he said. It was his day for Italians. He fingered the card that said WJC 9:30—Willy Joe Capra, one of his favorite people. He touched the envelope in his side pocket.

  Rory told him not to get his hopes up about this having any far-reaching effect on the city. It might turn out to be a seven-day wonder; it still could be some subtly arranged hoax.

  "But you said on cube that you were sure it wasn't a hoax." Southeby's vision of his town becoming the focus of the world's attention evaporated, replaced by a nightmare of worldwide derision.

  Rory told him to pick up his shorts; all she meant was that just because she was sure there was no hoax didn't mean there couldn't be someone smarter than her behind it, second-guessing her suspicions. The straightforward explanation was still the most probable, but…

  "Oh … okay. Well, you must have a million things to do. I'll let you go. Mañana."

  Norman Bell

  Norman watched his wife's expressions with amusement as she finally extricated herself from their blowhard neighbor. "He's trying to find a money angle?"

  "Good old Cam."

  "I'm going through the market on the way home. What you want for dinner?"

  "Whatever. Something I can reheat. No telling how late I'll be."

  "Keep it in mind." He picked up his helmet.

  "Don't forget your sunblock."

  "You kidding?" Actually, he had forgotten, but he kept a tube in his bike bag. "Give me a call when you start home. I'll hot it up."

  "You do that." Her husband spoke in accents of cool New England, but he used southern expressions he'd picked up from her cornball uncle, whom she loathed.

  It was a ten-minute pedal down shady back roads to the Farmers' Market in the middle of town. Halfway there, he started sweating in spite of the shade, and stopped to put on the sunblock.

  They'd been doing this for about ten years, using the space between the federal building and City Hall as an open-air market two days a week. It was a "free" space, as Norman knew, with a catch: you had to put down a five-hundred-dollar deposit, which would be refunded at closing time, or more likely a week later. That kept marginal farmers at home.

  He locked his bike and walked past the seafood display, expensive fish, shrimp, squid, and eels attractive on beds of shaved ice. Save it for last. The place was pretty crowded, as he knew it would be at this hour, city workers killing time before going to the office at nine. The crowd was bright and young and chatty—lots of new students, this time of year. He liked to drift through, eavesdropping.

  He had two cloth bags, and as he wandered from one end of the market to the other—from fish to coffees—he checked out prices and planned what he was going to buy where, on his way back. Rory thought the market business was a silly affectation, the city manufacturing nostalgia for a simpler time that had never existed in the first place, and although Norman couldn't disagree, it was still a high point of his week. Prices were cheaper in the supermarket, but the produce was suspiciously uniform there, and the crowds were just crowds.

  "Dr. Bell!" Lots of warm brown skin and a little tight white cloth: Luanne somebody, a student from three or four years ago.

  "I saw the news this morning—isn't that just … total?"

  "It's something," Norman admitted. "So where have you been? Haven't seen you around."

  "Oh, I went to Texas for a master course, keyboard. No work there, surprise. So what do you make of it?"

  "I don't know any more than you do; just what was on cube. Aurora does think it's real." He studied her. She was radiating sexual signals, but they communicated display rather than availability, just as he remembered from before. He wondered how much of it was deliberate, like the carefully bedraggled hair and the makeup so subtle it was almost invisible, and how much was just in her nature. She liked being looked at; glowed in his attention. Any man's attention.

  "When I left a few minutes ago, she was talking to the mayor. Fishing for an angle to bring fame and fortune to Gainesville. Or to Cameron Southeby."

  "That zero is mayor? I should've stayed in Texas."

  "You know him?"

  "Knew him." She touched his arm and whispered, "When he was police commissioner," raised one eyebrow, and walked on.

  He watched her go. Interesting walk: "She moves in circles / and those circles move." What illegal thing might she have been involved in? He had no doubt that Cam was on the take, but Luanne had seemed so prim and shy as a student. Oh, well. Probably a leather-underwear-and-handcuffs prostitute on the side. Some of the quietest people had bizarre private lives. He had met one or two, pursuing his own private life.

  Suppose this thing does turn out to be creatures from another planet, landing on the White House lawn on New Year's Day. How would that change things? Would the Europeans lay down their arms in celebration of the universality of life? Sure.

  It would all boil down to what they brought along with them. The threat of absolute destruction might indeed unify humanity against the common enemy, but what good would unity do against an enemy who could crack the planet like an egg?

  Maybe they would bring the truth, and the truth would make us free. As it had so effectively in the past.

  He wished he were older. At sixty it was hard to have a sense of humor about dying. Maybe in another thirty years.

  He studied the various coffees and invested in a moderately expensive blend: an ounce of Blue Mountain with three ounces of French roast. It made more difference to Rory than to him. She had perhaps one cup a day at home, and liked to savor it. He drank it constantly, fuel for music, but not the real stuff. Coffee-est or MH Black Gold. One good cup of real in the morning and then twenty cups of anything black and str
ong.

  He turned around and paused, looking at the thirty or so stands, remembering which ones had what. He checked his list; crossed out coffee, added green peas and smoked ham. Make a nice soup and let it cook all day. Bread and salad, already on the list.

  His day for young women. "Good morning, Sara."

  "Buenos, Maestro." She was the bartender and co-owner of Hermanos Mendoza—the Brothers Mendoza, who had gone north in a hurry twenty years before, leaving behind a stack of unpaid bills and their name.

  Sara always touched her neck when she said hello to you. She had been in a terrible fire a few years back, and even after they rebuilt her face she'd had to talk through a machine in her throat for a while. She still wore long sleeves and high necklines. Her face looked sculpted, less mobile than you would expect.

  She shifted a large bag of onions so some of the weight was on her hip. "So how's the music business?"

  "Lento, as we say. Slow. You want to buy a song?" Actually, he realized, one was forming in his mind. The first few notes of a mock-bombastic overture. A greeting for the aliens.

  "If I could afford a song from you, I wouldn't be tending bar."

  "There you go." He sang to the tune of the last century's "The Teddy Bears' Picnic": "If I could afford a tune from you / I wouldn't be tending bar."

  "Wow. You just make that up?"

  He smiled. "Trade secret."

  "You take care." She shifted the big bag of onions onto her shoulder and walked away. Completely different from Luanne, her walk was stiff and mannish. It was probably from the fire; months of immobility and then walking in braces. Brave girl, Norman thought.

  Sara

  She could feel his eyes on her butt, every man's eyes. One more operation. Cut through the scar tissue, give her two buttocks again. Then learn how to walk again like a woman.

  Not covered by Medicare. Rebuilding a womanly butt was not covered; it was "cosmetic." If you wanted cosmetic surgery you had to save up for it. They had paid for this so-called face and the two hard sponges on her chest. They opened her labia up and gave her pubic hair again, which of course is not cosmetic because who sees it?

  Nobody had, not socially. Not until she could afford the last operation. She kicked open the door to the bar with unnecessary force.

  "Nuestra Señora de las Cebollas," said José, the morning man. Our Lady of the Onions.

  "Hey, next time you carry 'em and I'll cut 'em."

  "Sure you will." The bar's big specialty was the onion flower: a machine slices the onion carefully in a crossed dice, three quarters of the way through. Then when somebody orders one, you just dip it in light spicy batter and deep-fry it for a few minutes. It opens like a flower in the cooking and turns sweet.

  All very delicious, but someone had to peel a few dozen onions before eleven, and it wouldn't be Sara. "I'll take over the coffee. You get on the onions."

  "Let me take a leak first."

  "Oh God, yes. Don't pee on the onions."

  "Flavor of the week." No customers, which wasn't unusual at nine sharp. José had crowds on the half hour, five-thirty, six-thirty, seven-thirty, eight-thirty. Things were calm by the time Sara came in.

  She put on an apron and took a cloth to the machines. They had a hundred-and-fifty-year-old cappuccino monster that still worked, and José liked to mess with it. Sara didn't. She made cappuccino with the milk jets on the espresso machine, and nobody complained. When everything was shiny, she made herself a cup and sat down.

  "Chee-wawa," José

  "Some bosses drink blood, José. Be grateful."

  He popped an orange drink and sat next to her at the small table. "Qué día."

  "Already? What's happening?"

  "Oh, the usual. Drunks, bums. Invaders from outer space."

  "We get 'em all."

  "No, I mean verdad. People from outer space."

  "Really. What did they want? Beetle juice?"

  "No, I mean verdad! You don't watch the news."

  "How could I watch the news when I don't have a cube at home?"

  "Okay. A good point."

  "So what about these invaders?"

  José poured the orange drink over ice and squeezed a half lime into it. "Government bullshit, you ask me."

  "It was on television?"

  "Yeah, some woman at the university. She got some message from outer space. We got aliens on the way."

  "Hold it. This is really true?"

  "Like I say, government bullshit. Next week they come up with some alien tax we got to pay."

  "Did you record it?"

  "What I record it with? You leave a crystal here?"

  "It was on CNN?"

  "I guess, I don't know. Whatever was on."

  "You're a big help." Sara got up and started doing the tables. Wipe each one down with a cloth, reposition the silverware. "I mean really, it's real?"

  "Your friend the musician's wife, the professor? She was on the cube."

  "Oh, yeah. Dr. what's-her-name Bell. The astrologer." She sat back down. "So really. It's really real."

  "Would I bullshit you?"

  "All the time. But I mean, this is real."

  "Verdad. Really real."

  "Holy shit. Do you know how big this is?"

  "Yeah, yeah. That's all they talk about, all morning."

  She sipped her coffee. Then she drank half of it in two gulps. "Holy shit."

  "I wouldn't get all worked up over it. It's just the government."

  "José, look. The government doesn't always lie. What could they gain from this?"

  "Alien tax."

  "Oh yeah, sure. But I mean, don't you see? We're not alone! There are other people out there."

  "'Course there are. I knew that all the time."

  "Oh God, of course. Your tabloids."

  "So what's wrong with my newspapers? They're right? That's what's wrong with my newspapers?"

  "Just … just let's go back, about three squares. You saw this on the cube."

  "Bigger than shit. Like you say, CNN."

  "CNN. And it wasn't a joke."

  "No way. Verdaderamente."

  Sara was strongly tempted to go to the bar and pour herself something. Not so soon after dawn, though. She sat back in the chair and closed her eyes.

  "You're thinking."

  "Happens." After a moment: "So have they called out the army yet? NASA going to blow them back to where they came from?"

  "Not yet. They're not due for another three months."

  "Nice of them to tell us." The door banged open and Willy Joe flowed across the floor and onto a bar stool, the one nearest the men's room.

  "Cup of espresso, Señor Smith?" José said. He nodded.

  Sara checked her watch. "You're two minutes early."

  "It's the goddamn aliens. Screwin' everything up." While the espresso machine was building up pressure, José punched "No Sale" on the antique register and took out a pink five-hundred-dollar bill.

  "Hey. Be obvious," Willy Joe said.

  "I'm an obvious kind of man." He put the bill under the saucer in front of Willy Joe.

  "I could make you real obvious. You don't watch your fuckin' trap."

  "Yeah, yeah." He poured the coffee, making a sound like a chicken, just audible over the machine hiss.

  "José…" Sara warned.

  He served the coffee. "It's okay. Senor Smith knows I know his boss."

  "You know too many people, génie. Get you some trouble someday."

  "Enjoy your coffee, sir," he said with a broad smile. "I hope it is done to your liking."

  "You boys want to put your dicks back in? Customers coming."

  "You watch your mouth too, lady."

  Sara turned and made a sign only Willy Joe could see: right thumb rammed up through left fist. "Y tu madre," she mouthed, her face turning red.

  "Yeah, well, fuck you, too." He turned back to his coffee. Two women and two men came in, suits from the federal building. Sara took their orders and passed them
on to José.

  At exactly nine-thirty, the mayor strode in. He said hello to Sara and José and one of the suits, Rosalita. He sat down two stools away from Willy Joe and ignored him.

  "Café con leche, Mr. Southeby?" José said.

  "Oh, let me be daring. The chocolate one."

  "One chococcino, coming up."

  Sara brought him a place mat and setting. "So what about these aliens, Cameron? You made it all up, confess."

  "Ah, you see though me like a window, m'dear," he said theatrically. "Anything to keep from raising taxes. Tourists by the planeload."

  She patted his shoulder. "Send some of them here," and went on to seat two new customers.

  José brought the hot-chocolate-with-espresso, and ground a scatter of fresh chocolate on the top. "Merci gracias," the mayor said, and took a careful sip. He sipped and studied the menu for a few minutes, then went into the men's room.

  Sara had seen the little dance every month since Cameron took office. Mayor goes into the men's room and comes back out. Willy Joe suddenly feels nature's call, and stays in the bathroom long enough for the mayor to finish his coffee and escape. Willy Joe comes back out, leaves a stunning five-dollar tip, and slithers on to his next stop.

  She could blow the whistle on them. She could have her fingers broken, one by one, too. She could have them broken off, and fed to her. Willy Joe was just a hood with delusions of grandeur. But the people he collected for played for keeps.

  She sat down again. Busy, slack; busy, slack. Were all businesses like this? Did whores spend two hours on their backs and then two hours doing crossword puzzles?

  Here comes Suzy Q., the poor daft thing. Sara stood up and went to the bar, but José was a step ahead of her. He'd filled a large foam cup with sweet coffee and hot milk.

  She took it outside with some pastry from yesterday. Suzy Q. accepted her morning gift with calm grace. Fix up the random hair, the pungent rags, and she could look like Queen Victoria or Eleanor Roosevelt. Stern ugliness, imposing.

  "How goes it this morning, Suzy Q.?"

  "Oh, it's hot. But hot is what you got. Am I rot or not?"

  Sara laughed. "You're rot, all rot." She patted the old woman on the shoulder and went back inside.